did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
Ravishing Radish [x]
Most amazing alarm clock on the planet.
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
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Do you ever get the feeling that you really, really screwed up a lot of friendships all at once and you don’t even know what you did?
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
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Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN