My co-worker asked me if I was our boss’ favorite person.
The answer is yes.
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
(Source: SCEPTRE, via pizza)
One of my favorite kids is trying to come to our quidditch tournament next month!
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road