I know some things and can do other things, I'm a walking paradox and in love with quidditch.

"The best gift you could have ever given her was a lifetime of adventures." -Lewis Carroll

 

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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