I know some things and can do other things, I'm a walking paradox and in love with quidditch.
"The best gift you could have ever given her was a lifetime of adventures." -Lewis Carroll
Shout out to the people who tried to feed me when I couldn’t feed myself.
And to the person who wanted me to drink more vodka instead of water, you’re very mean.
pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*
me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
me at the zoo: where are the dragons
My co-worker asked me if I was our boss’ favorite person.
The answer is yes.