I know some things and can do other things, I'm a walking paradox and in love with quidditch.

"The best gift you could have ever given her was a lifetime of adventures." -Lewis Carroll

 

rabidrachel:

Shout out to the people who tried to feed me when I couldn’t feed myself.

And to the person who wanted me to drink more vodka instead of water, you’re very mean.

halizanderthegreat said: Shoutout to the roomie who brought you a portable trashcan to cuddle

I love you.

Shout out to the people who tried to feed me when I couldn’t feed myself.

And to the person who wanted me to drink more vodka instead of water, you’re very mean.

pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*

me:

me:

me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

My co-worker asked me if I was our boss’ favorite person.

The answer is yes.