I know some things and can do other things, I'm a walking paradox and in love with quidditch.
"The best gift you could have ever given her was a lifetime of adventures." -Lewis Carroll
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time